Tuesday, 19 April 2011

Dear Shareholders

Dear Shareholders,

It is very nice to have you as our shareholder. Last year when we need extra money for our expansion, we asked 1 for 8 at 0.075 and you lend to us generously. This year, our business will expand even more, but we need more money to expand in China as well as for our working captial.

Although inflation rate is around 4% to 5% per year, we will still ask you for the same percentage of money similar to last year, 1 for 8 at 0.075. Aren't we nice? Please lend us your money, we assure you that we will raise our profitability as before - 15 millions in 2009 as compared to 2.5 millions in 2010.

Do not worry. Our biggest shareholder will definitely accept all the rights. Thus you can be bold and lend us your money for our expansion, sooner or later our company will grow bigger, just like what we had promised you last year. We will keep our promise to raise our profitability to original level. We promise!


Singapore Man Of Leisure said...

There you go!

Nice satire post ;)


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